Hoodie
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Hoodie
Regular price $ 80.00 AUD
MY DICK HURTS
- AND IT ITCHES
- I HAVE BEEN PRESCRIBED CREAM
- AND IT SHOULD CLEAR UP WITHIN
- 10-30 DAYS
- AUHGUGHGUGHRRUGHRUGHG
- EMBROIDERED AND SCREEN PRINTED LOGOS
- EMBROIDERED POCKET BADGE
- PRINTED ON PREMIUM COOL SHIRTZ SOFT TOUCH COTTON
- 100% COTTON
- UNISEX FIT WITH A SLIGHTLY ELONGATED BODY
Max wears a size XL
Chads wears a size 3XL
This product is Made to Order and Ships OCTOBER 31ST
Hoodie
| (CM) | 2XS | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| BODY LENGTH | 63 | 65.5 | 68 | 70.5 | 73 | 75.5 | 78 | 80.5 |
| 1/2 CHEST | 52.5 | 55 | 57.5 | 60 | 62.5 | 65 | 67.5 | 70 |
| SLEEVES | 56.1 | 57.4 | 58.7 | 60 | 61.5 | 63 | 64.5 | 66 |
| SHOULDER | 45 | 47 | 49 | 51 | 53 | 55 | 57 | 59 |
SHIPPING:
AUSTRALIA
• Standard Shipping $10 AUD (3-10 business days) FREE on orders over $200 AUD
• AusPost Express Shipping $20 (1-3 business days) FREE on orders over $300 AUD
NEW ZEALAND
• Standard Shipping $10 NZD (12-20 business days) FREE on orders over $200 NZD
• DHL Express Shipping prices may vary (2-5 business days) FREE on orders over $300 NZD
USA (duties not included)
Due to the recent removal of the de minimis exemption all shipments into the USA will now incur duties. To ensure compliance with US Customs we are now collecting duties at checkout and remitting them on your behalf to ensure timely and successful delivery of your order with no additional fees.
• Standard Shipping $8 USD (3-6 Business Days)
CANADA (duties not included)
• Standard Shipping $9 CAD (8-18 business days) FREE on orders over $150 CAD
UK & IRELAND (duties not included)
• Standard Shipping £5 (10-16 business days) FREE Shipping on orders over £150
• DHL Express Shipping prices may vary (2-5 business days)
EUROPE (duties not included)
• Standard Shipping €9 (6-27 business days) FREE on orders over €120
• DHL Express Shipping prices may vary (2-5 business days)
SE & EAST ASIA
• Standard Shipping from $13.50 (12-20 business days)
• DHL Express Shipping prices vary (2-5 business days)
ROW (duties not included)
• Standard Shipping prices vary (20-30+ business days)
• DHL Express Shipping prices vary (2-5 business days)
RETURNS:
We know you’ll love everything you order from Cool Shirtz, but if something isn’t quite right you have 14 days from receiving your parcel to initiate a return. For more information on shipping & returns check HERE.
Customer Reviews
I brought one when they came out at PAX and a year later my house had a fire and it burned all my clothes and this one was my favourite jumper and I need another. PLEASSSEEE
Max and Chad i am begging you to bring back this absolute gem because I will immediately buy 12 of them for my bf and I for our TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY THIS FALL!!!(yippee)
You do not understand how badly I need this hoodie in my life and the things I would do to get my hands on it. Thank you for all you do. (I am drunk rn) here is my dog.
I missed out and I’ve been hoping this could come back !! I really need to buy it for my bf as a 3 year anniversary present 🥰 please bring it back or I’ll never drink a grog again, thank you 🥹
This hoodie got somone fired from a place i worked at
Hoodie
| (CM) | 2XS | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| BODY LENGTH | 63 | 65.5 | 68 | 70.5 | 73 | 75.5 | 78 | 80.5 |
| 1/2 CHEST | 52.5 | 55 | 57.5 | 60 | 62.5 | 65 | 67.5 | 70 |
| SLEEVES | 56.1 | 57.4 | 58.7 | 60 | 61.5 | 63 | 64.5 | 66 |
| SHOULDER | 45 | 47 | 49 | 51 | 53 | 55 | 57 | 59 |
Customer Reviews
I brought one when they came out at PAX and a year later my house had a fire and it burned all my clothes and this one was my favourite jumper and I need another. PLEASSSEEE
Max and Chad i am begging you to bring back this absolute gem because I will immediately buy 12 of them for my bf and I for our TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY THIS FALL!!!(yippee)
You do not understand how badly I need this hoodie in my life and the things I would do to get my hands on it. Thank you for all you do. (I am drunk rn) here is my dog.
I missed out and I’ve been hoping this could come back !! I really need to buy it for my bf as a 3 year anniversary present 🥰 please bring it back or I’ll never drink a grog again, thank you 🥹
This hoodie got somone fired from a place i worked at
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