Now hold on a minute! you’re telling me a shrimp, a little shrimp fried this rice.

Mmmmmm yes

The deep state wants you to believe that a shrimp fried this rice... little did you know it was actually a prawn. Don't allow the big prawn agenda to keep down the shrimp. #truth4shrimp

the shrimp does his job with joy and masterful prowess so make sure to invest in our start up that deals with training shrimp to fry rice, i cannot thank you enough how much this garb means to me if it is any quality like the past we are in good hands

So you’re telling me a rice shrimped this fried?
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The shrimp do be frying the rice