Oh, kind and generous masters at Cool Shirtz! Dobby humbly begs—no, pleads—for the return of the glorious Trucker Gamer Tee! Such a masterpiece, such a treasure, truly the finest shirt Dobby has ever seen! It is a shirt of dreams, of freedom, of unparalleled coolness. Dobby knows it brought joy to many—a shirt that made wearers feel like powerful truckers and cunning gamers all at once! Please, wise and talented makers of shirts, bring it back for all who missed their chance! Dobby will even save his Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts to buy one (or ten)!