my new desk mat speaks to me and fills my genius brain with sinister ideas, it wants me to conquer the world and sow chaos.

no matter how strong my spells get i’m still thwarted by foolish do-gooders in a comedic and humiliating fashion, but atleast i have my desk mat.

my oafish minion likes to sleep on the mat, and i have to zap him with a lightning bolt to shoo him off

five powerful gemstones out of five

The Dark Mage Desk Mat

We didn't receive it

my spells have been strengthened by 200% by wearing the full dark mage set with purple shoes

This thing is amazing I now use half as much man when casting spells!