Every time I wear the shirt I have way too many women trying to talk to me, it’s scary and I often find myself breaking down into tears. This shirt attracts women maybe too much and I know that sounds weird but I prefer to be alone far away from female interaction where I can ponder my orbs in peace. Lastly I’d like to add this shirt did escape and started frying some rice in my kitchen. Shirt fried rice?
Are you telling me a shirt fried this rice?