Pants
dark portal
Pants
Regular price $ 200.00 USD
THERE'S A PORTAL IN MY PANTS
- Distressed patchwork denim pants
- Embroidered VK pocket detailing
- The more you look, the more spooky faces look back
- 300GSM outer layer over 480GSM washed inner
- 100% heavyweight cotton
Wear it with the Dark Portal Jacket
Bambi is 167cm (5'6") and wears a size 28
Harrison is 188cm (6'2") and wears a size 32
Conan is 180cm (5'11") and wears a size 30
The Dark Portal Pants
| (CM) | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 | 36 | 38 | 40 |
| WAIST | 74 | 79 | 84 | 89 | 99 | 104 | 109 |
| HIP | 100 | 105 | 110 | 115 | 125 | 130 | 135 |
| OUTER LEG LENGTH | 100.8 | 101.4 | 102 | 102.6 | 103.8 | 104.4 | 105 |
| THIGH | 64.0 | 67.0 | 70.0 | 73.0 | 79.0 | 82.0 | 85.0 |
| INSEAM | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 |
SHIPPING:
AUSTRALIA
• Standard Shipping $10 AUD (3-10 days) FREE on orders over $200 AUD
• AusPost Express Shipping $20 (1-3 days) FREE on orders over $300 AUD
NEW ZEALAND
• Standard Shipping $10 NZD (12-20 business days) FREE on orders over $200 NZD
• DHL Express Shipping prices may vary (2-5 business days) FREE on orders over $300 NZD
USA (duties not included)
Due to recent changes with US importing tariffs, please be aware an additional import charge may now apply to your order.
• Standard Shipping $9 USD (4-10 business days) FREE on orders over $140 USD
CANADA (duties not included)
• Standard Shipping $9 CAD (8-18 business days) FREE on orders over $150 CAD
UK AND IRELAND (duties not included)
• Standard Shipping £5 (10-16 business days) FREE Shipping on orders over £150
• DHL Express Shipping prices may vary (2-5 business days)
EUROPE (duties not included)
• Standard Shipping €9 (6-27 business days) FREE on orders over €120
• DHL Express Shipping prices may vary (2-5 business days)
SE & EAST ASIA
• Standard Shipping from $13.50 (12-20 business days)
• DHL Express Shipping prices vary (2-5 business days)
ROW (duties not included)
• Standard Shipping prices vary (20-30+ business days)
• DHL Express Shipping prices vary (2-5 business days)
RETURNS:
We know you’ll love everything you order from Cool Shirtz, but if something isn’t quite right you have 14 days from receiving your parcel to initiate a return. For more information on shipping & returns check HERE.
The Dark Portal Pants
| (CM) | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 | 36 | 38 | 40 |
| WAIST | 74 | 79 | 84 | 89 | 99 | 104 | 109 |
| HIP | 100 | 105 | 110 | 115 | 125 | 130 | 135 |
| OUTER LEG LENGTH | 100.8 | 101.4 | 102 | 102.6 | 103.8 | 104.4 | 105 |
| THIGH | 64.0 | 67.0 | 70.0 | 73.0 | 79.0 | 82.0 | 85.0 |
| INSEAM | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 |
DESIGNED BY HUMANS
Our products feature custom art made by our (human) team. You won’t find these graphics anywhere else.
6000+ FIVE STAR REVIEWS
People really, really like what we make. Which is good, because we spend a lot of time doing it.
READY 2 SHIP
Our products are in our Australian warehouse just waiting for you to order them. And they’re cold. And lonely.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEED
If you’re not happy with your order, I will personally hit our CEO in the head with a rock. Heck, I might just do it anyway.
