Denim Jeans
dark portal
Denim Jeans
Regular price $ 200.00 USD $ 150.00 USD
THERE'S A PORTAL IN MY PANTS
- Distressed patchwork denim pants
- Embroidered VK pocket detailing
- The more you look, the more spooky faces look back
- 300GSM outer layer over 480GSM washed inner
- 100% heavyweight cotton
Wear it with the Dark Portal Jacket
Bambi is 167cm (5'6") and wears a size 28
Harrison is 188cm (6'2") and wears a size 32
Conan is 180cm (5'11") and wears a size 30
The Dark Portal Pants
| (CM) | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 | 36 | 38 | 40 |
| WAIST | 74 | 79 | 84 | 89 | 99 | 104 | 109 |
| HIP | 100 | 105 | 110 | 115 | 125 | 130 | 135 |
| OUTER LEG LENGTH | 100.8 | 101.4 | 102 | 102.6 | 103.8 | 104.4 | 105 |
| THIGH | 64.0 | 67.0 | 70.0 | 73.0 | 79.0 | 82.0 | 85.0 |
| INSEAM | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 |
All orders are dispatched from Melbourne, Australia ♥︎
🐨 Australia (AUD)
STANDARD SHIPPING
• Australia Post, 3-10 business days
• Flat Rate: $10, Free on Orders $200+
EXPRESS SHIPPING
• Australia Post, 1-3 business days
• Flat Rate: $20, Free on Orders $300+
🥝 New Zealand (NZD)
STANDARD SHIPPING
• Australia Post, 12-20 business days
• Flat Rate: $10, Free on Orders $200+, NOT INCLUDING Duties and Taxes; determined by and payable to customs authorities on delivery.
EXPRESS SHIPPING
• DHL, 3-6 business days
• Prices Vary, Free on Orders $300+, NOT INCLUDING Duties and Taxes; determined by and payable to customs authorities on delivery.
🗽 USA (USD)
STANDARD SHIPPING
• Australia Post International, 7-14 business days
• Shipping Cost: $10 + Duties/Taxes (Price calculated at checkout)
🍁 Canada (CAD)
STANDARD SHIPPING
• Australia Post/Canada Post, 8-18 business days
• Shipping Flat Rate: $9, Free on Orders over $150+, NOT INCLUDING Duties and Taxes; determined by and payable to Canada Post on delivery.
EXPRESS SHIPPING
• DHL, 3-6 business days
• Duties and Taxes Included (Price calculated at checkout)
☕️ UK & Ireland (GBP)
STANDARD SHIPPING
• Australia Post/Royal Mail, 10-16 business days
• Flat Rate: £5 Free on Orders £150+, NOT INCLUDING Duties and Taxes; determined by and payable to Royal Mail/Parcel Force on delivery.
EXPRESS SHIPPING
• DHL, 3-6 business days
• Duties and Taxes Included (Price calculated at checkout)
🥐 Europe (EURO)
STANDARD SHIPPING
• Australia Post, 6-27 business days
• Flat Rate: €9, FREE on Orders €120+, NOT INCLUDING Duties and Taxes; determined by and payable to your national customs authority on delivery. Countries included: Andorra, Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czechia, Denmark, Estonia, Faroe Islands, Finland, France, Greece, Hungary, Iceland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Cyprus, Türkiye. For all other EU countries, see "Rest of World" shipping rates.
EXPRESS SHIPPING
• DHL, 3-6 business days
• Duties and Taxes Included (Price calculated at checkout)
🐲 SE & East Asia
STANDARD SHIPPING
• Australia Post, 12-20 business days
• Starts at $13.50 AUD, NOT INCLUDING Duties and Taxes; determined by and payable to your national customs authority on delivery. These rates apply to: Japan, Hong Kong SAR, Singapore, Taiwan, South Korea, China, Indonesia, Malaysia, Thailand, Vietnam, Philippines, Macao SAR. For others, see "Rest of World" shipping rates.
EXPRESS SHIPPING
• DHL, 3-6 business days
• (Not including duties/taxes, which are determined by and payable to your national customs authority on delivery.
🌎 Rest of World
STANDARD SHIPPING
• Australia Post, 20-30+ business days
• Prices vary, calculated at checkout
EXPRESS SHIPPING
• DHL, 3-6 business days
• Prices vary, calculated at checkout, NOT INCLUDING Duties and Taxes; determined by and payable to your national customs authority on delivery.
For more information on shipping, dispatch and delivery times, visit our Shipping Info page, or Contact Us.
RETURNS
We know you’ll love everything you order from Cool Shirtz, but if something isn’t quite right you have 14 days from receiving your parcel to initiate a return.
For more information on returns, please read our Returns Policy.
The Dark Portal Pants
| (CM) | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 | 36 | 38 | 40 |
| WAIST | 74 | 79 | 84 | 89 | 99 | 104 | 109 |
| HIP | 100 | 105 | 110 | 115 | 125 | 130 | 135 |
| OUTER LEG LENGTH | 100.8 | 101.4 | 102 | 102.6 | 103.8 | 104.4 | 105 |
| THIGH | 64.0 | 67.0 | 70.0 | 73.0 | 79.0 | 82.0 | 85.0 |
| INSEAM | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 |
DESIGNED BY HUMANS
Our products feature custom art made by our (human) team. You won’t find these graphics anywhere else.
6000+ FIVE STAR REVIEWS
People really, really like what we make. Which is good, because we spend a lot of time doing it.
READY 2 SHIP
Our products are in our Australian warehouse just waiting for you to order them. And they’re cold. And lonely.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEED
If you’re not happy with your order, I will personally hit our CEO in the head with a rock. Heck, I might just do it anyway.
