dark portal








The Dark Portal Pants
(CM) | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 | 36 | 38 | 40 |
WAIST | 74 | 79 | 84 | 89 | 99 | 104 | 109 |
HIP | 100 | 105 | 110 | 115 | 125 | 130 | 135 |
OUTER LEG LENGTH | 100.8 | 101.4 | 102 | 102.6 | 103.8 | 104.4 | 105 |
THIGH | 64.0 | 67.0 | 70.0 | 73.0 | 79.0 | 82.0 | 85.0 |
INSEAM | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 |

DESIGNED BY HUMANS
Our products feature custom art made by our (human) team. You won’t find these graphics anywhere else.

6000+ FIVE STAR REVIEWS
People really, really like what we make. Which is good, because we spend a lot of time doing it.

READY 2 SHIP
Our products are in our Australian warehouse just waiting for you to order them. And they’re cold. And lonely.

HAPPINESS GUARANTEED
If you’re not happy with your order, I will personally hit our CEO in the head with a rock. Heck, I might just do it anyway.