T-Shirt
PSY-OP
T-Shirt
Regular price $ 50.00 USD
U WANNA JOIN THE MILITARY SOOOO BAD
- Screen Print with Sleeve Graphics
- Premium Cool Shirtz Soft Touch Fabric
- Embroidered "AUTO" Shoulder Detail
- 100% Heavyweight 270GSM Cotton
- Hand Distressed Edges
Female Model is 167cm (5'6") and wears a Size XS
Male Mode is 180cm (5'9") and wears a Size M
T-Shirt
| (CM) | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| WIDTH | 54.5 | 57 | 59.5 | 62.0 | 64.5 | 69.5 | 73.3 |
| LENGTH | 69.6 | 71.4 | 73.2 | 75 | 76.8 | 80.4 | 82.2 |
| SHOULDER WIDTH | 47.6 | 49.4 | 51.2 | 53 | 54.8 | 58.4 | 60.2 |
| SLEEVE LENGTH | 22.5 | 23.5 | 24.5 | 25.5 | 26.5 | 28.5 | 29.5 |
| HEM WIDTH | 54.5 | 57 | 59.5 | 62 | 64.5 | 69.5 | 73.3 |
SHIPPING:
AUSTRALIA
• Standard Shipping $10 AUD (3-10 business days) FREE on orders over $200 AUD
• AusPost Express Shipping $20 (1-3 business days) FREE on orders over $300 AUD
NEW ZEALAND
• Standard Shipping $10 NZD (12-20 business days) FREE on orders over $200 NZD
• DHL Express Shipping prices may vary (2-5 business days) FREE on orders over $300 NZD
USA (duties not included)
Due to the recent removal of the de minimis exemption all shipments into the USA will now incur duties. To ensure compliance with US Customs we are now collecting duties at checkout and remitting them on your behalf to ensure timely and successful delivery of your order with no additional fees.
• Standard Shipping $8 USD (3-6 Business Days)
CANADA (duties not included)
• Standard Shipping $9 CAD (8-18 business days) FREE on orders over $150 CAD
UK & IRELAND (duties not included)
• Standard Shipping £5 (10-16 business days) FREE Shipping on orders over £150
• DHL Express Shipping prices may vary (2-5 business days)
EUROPE (duties not included)
• Standard Shipping €9 (6-27 business days) FREE on orders over €120
• DHL Express Shipping prices may vary (2-5 business days)
SE & EAST ASIA
• Standard Shipping from $13.50 (12-20 business days)
• DHL Express Shipping prices vary (2-5 business days)
ROW (duties not included)
• Standard Shipping prices vary (20-30+ business days)
• DHL Express Shipping prices vary (2-5 business days)
RETURNS:
We know you’ll love everything you order from Cool Shirtz, but if something isn’t quite right you have 14 days from receiving your parcel to initiate a return. For more information on shipping & returns check HERE.
Customer Reviews
I bought two of these in black and green respectively and wear when speaking with people, especially young lawless men squatting with cigarettes. Many have now joined glorious military because of your very well made and very effective waifu psyop garment.
Swapping between black and green improves effectiveness, like your funny Lionel Hutz tie gag yes?
They've promised me promotion and increased vodka, no shirt has had such an impact on my life before. Also good size for fat man like me.
My family were really disappointed
Send my best regards to scott
Really nice quality, has fraying on the edges and embroidered details. Such a cool colour too!
Sizing was accurate - I’m 5’9 and got a size L for an oversized look :)
Great top and amazing quality
T-Shirt
| (CM) | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| WIDTH | 54.5 | 57 | 59.5 | 62.0 | 64.5 | 69.5 | 73.3 |
| LENGTH | 69.6 | 71.4 | 73.2 | 75 | 76.8 | 80.4 | 82.2 |
| SHOULDER WIDTH | 47.6 | 49.4 | 51.2 | 53 | 54.8 | 58.4 | 60.2 |
| SLEEVE LENGTH | 22.5 | 23.5 | 24.5 | 25.5 | 26.5 | 28.5 | 29.5 |
| HEM WIDTH | 54.5 | 57 | 59.5 | 62 | 64.5 | 69.5 | 73.3 |
Customer Reviews
I bought two of these in black and green respectively and wear when speaking with people, especially young lawless men squatting with cigarettes. Many have now joined glorious military because of your very well made and very effective waifu psyop garment.
Swapping between black and green improves effectiveness, like your funny Lionel Hutz tie gag yes?
They've promised me promotion and increased vodka, no shirt has had such an impact on my life before. Also good size for fat man like me.
My family were really disappointed
Send my best regards to scott
Really nice quality, has fraying on the edges and embroidered details. Such a cool colour too!
Sizing was accurate - I’m 5’9 and got a size L for an oversized look :)
Great top and amazing quality
DESIGNED BY HUMANS
Our products feature custom art made by our (human) team. You won’t find these graphics anywhere else.
6000+ FIVE STAR REVIEWS
People really, really like what we make. Which is good, because we spend a lot of time doing it.
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Our products are in our Australian warehouse just waiting for you to order them. And they’re cold. And lonely.
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If you’re not happy with your order, I will personally hit our CEO in the head with a rock. Heck, I might just do it anyway.
