T-Shirt
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T-Shirt
Regular price $ 50.00 USD
Everyday I Wake Up In This Prison!
- Screen and Puff Printed Front
- Premium Cool Shirtz Soft Touch Fabric
- 100% Heavyweight 300GSM Cotton
- Boxy Vintage Unisex Fit
Will is 183cm (6’0”) and wears a size M
T-Shirt
| (CM) | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| WIDTH | 54.5 | 57 | 59.5 | 62.0 | 64.5 | 69.5 | 73.3 |
| LENGTH | 69.6 | 71.4 | 73.2 | 75 | 76.8 | 80.4 | 82.2 |
| SHOULDER WIDTH | 47.6 | 49.4 | 51.2 | 53 | 54.8 | 58.4 | 60.2 |
| SLEEVE LENGTH | 22.5 | 23.5 | 24.5 | 25.5 | 26.5 | 28.5 | 29.5 |
| HEM WIDTH | 54.5 | 57 | 59.5 | 62 | 64.5 | 69.5 | 73.3 |
All orders are dispatched from Melbourne, Australia ♥︎
🐨 Australia (AUD)
STANDARD SHIPPING
• Australia Post, 3-10 business days
• Flat Rate: $10, Free on Orders $200+
EXPRESS SHIPPING
• Australia Post, 1-3 business days
• Flat Rate: $20, Free on Orders $300+
🥝 New Zealand (NZD)
STANDARD SHIPPING
• Australia Post, 12-20 business days
• Flat Rate: $10, Free on Orders $200+, NOT INCLUDING Duties and Taxes; determined by and payable to customs authorities on delivery.
EXPRESS SHIPPING
• DHL, 3-6 business days
• Prices Vary, Free on Orders $300+, NOT INCLUDING Duties and Taxes; determined by and payable to customs authorities on delivery.
🗽 USA (USD)
STANDARD SHIPPING
• Australia Post International, 7-14 business days
• Shipping Cost: $10 + Duties/Taxes (Price calculated at checkout)
🍁 Canada (CAD)
STANDARD SHIPPING
• Australia Post/Canada Post, 8-18 business days
• Shipping Flat Rate: $9, Free on Orders over $150+, NOT INCLUDING Duties and Taxes; determined by and payable to Canada Post on delivery.
EXPRESS SHIPPING
• DHL, 3-6 business days
• Duties and Taxes Included (Price calculated at checkout)
☕️ UK & Ireland (GBP)
STANDARD SHIPPING
• Australia Post/Royal Mail, 10-16 business days
• Flat Rate: £5 Free on Orders £150+, NOT INCLUDING Duties and Taxes; determined by and payable to Royal Mail/Parcel Force on delivery.
EXPRESS SHIPPING
• DHL, 3-6 business days
• Duties and Taxes Included (Price calculated at checkout)
🥐 Europe (EURO)
STANDARD SHIPPING
• Australia Post, 6-27 business days
• Flat Rate: €9, FREE on Orders €120+, NOT INCLUDING Duties and Taxes; determined by and payable to your national customs authority on delivery. Countries included: Andorra, Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czechia, Denmark, Estonia, Faroe Islands, Finland, France, Greece, Hungary, Iceland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Cyprus, Türkiye. For all other EU countries, see "Rest of World" shipping rates.
EXPRESS SHIPPING
• DHL, 3-6 business days
• Duties and Taxes Included (Price calculated at checkout)
🐲 SE & East Asia
STANDARD SHIPPING
• Australia Post, 12-20 business days
• Starts at $13.50 AUD, NOT INCLUDING Duties and Taxes; determined by and payable to your national customs authority on delivery. These rates apply to: Japan, Hong Kong SAR, Singapore, Taiwan, South Korea, China, Indonesia, Malaysia, Thailand, Vietnam, Philippines, Macao SAR. For others, see "Rest of World" shipping rates.
EXPRESS SHIPPING
• DHL, 3-6 business days
• (Not including duties/taxes, which are determined by and payable to your national customs authority on delivery.
🌎 Rest of World
STANDARD SHIPPING
• Australia Post, 20-30+ business days
• Prices vary, calculated at checkout
EXPRESS SHIPPING
• DHL, 3-6 business days
• Prices vary, calculated at checkout, NOT INCLUDING Duties and Taxes; determined by and payable to your national customs authority on delivery.
For more information on shipping, dispatch and delivery times, visit our Shipping Info page, or Contact Us.
RETURNS
We know you’ll love everything you order from Cool Shirtz, but if something isn’t quite right you have 14 days from receiving your parcel to initiate a return.
For more information on returns, please read our Returns Policy.
Customer Reviews
10/10 would buy again
Comfortable fit, great quality feel and printing is top notch as always! Plenty of compliments as it’s a great out there shirt
Lush quality and the design pops. Have had a lot of compliments on this already so I'm feeling tubular. If you prefer a slimmer fit, get a size below. Time to dust off those chain wallets and break out the board shorts.
Thank you for the opportunity to have a shirt both with a really sick dog on it and a message directly from this vessel of flesh as well
2xl works great as an oversized comfy fit on me
T-Shirt
| (CM) | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| WIDTH | 54.5 | 57 | 59.5 | 62.0 | 64.5 | 69.5 | 73.3 |
| LENGTH | 69.6 | 71.4 | 73.2 | 75 | 76.8 | 80.4 | 82.2 |
| SHOULDER WIDTH | 47.6 | 49.4 | 51.2 | 53 | 54.8 | 58.4 | 60.2 |
| SLEEVE LENGTH | 22.5 | 23.5 | 24.5 | 25.5 | 26.5 | 28.5 | 29.5 |
| HEM WIDTH | 54.5 | 57 | 59.5 | 62 | 64.5 | 69.5 | 73.3 |
Customer Reviews
10/10 would buy again
Comfortable fit, great quality feel and printing is top notch as always! Plenty of compliments as it’s a great out there shirt
Lush quality and the design pops. Have had a lot of compliments on this already so I'm feeling tubular. If you prefer a slimmer fit, get a size below. Time to dust off those chain wallets and break out the board shorts.
Thank you for the opportunity to have a shirt both with a really sick dog on it and a message directly from this vessel of flesh as well
2xl works great as an oversized comfy fit on me
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Our products are in our Australian warehouse just waiting for you to order them. And they’re cold. And lonely.
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