Denim Jeans
dark portal
Denim Jeans
Regular price $ 200.00 USD $ 150.00 USD
THERE'S A PORTAL IN MY PANTS
- Distressed patchwork denim pants
- Embroidered VK pocket detailing
- The more you look, the more spooky faces look back
- 300GSM outer layer over 480GSM washed inner
- 100% heavyweight cotton
Wear it with the Dark Portal Jacket
Bambi is 167cm (5'6") and wears a size 28
Harrison is 188cm (6'2") and wears a size 32
Conan is 180cm (5'11") and wears a size 30
The Dark Portal Pants
| (CM) | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 | 36 | 38 | 40 |
| WAIST | 74 | 79 | 84 | 89 | 99 | 104 | 109 |
| HIP | 100 | 105 | 110 | 115 | 125 | 130 | 135 |
| OUTER LEG LENGTH | 100.8 | 101.4 | 102 | 102.6 | 103.8 | 104.4 | 105 |
| THIGH | 64.0 | 67.0 | 70.0 | 73.0 | 79.0 | 82.0 | 85.0 |
| INSEAM | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 |
SHIPPING:
AUSTRALIA
• Standard Shipping $10 AUD (3-10 business days) FREE on orders over $200 AUD
• AusPost Express Shipping $20 (1-3 business days) FREE on orders over $300 AUD
NEW ZEALAND
• Standard Shipping $10 NZD (12-20 business days) FREE on orders over $200 NZD
• DHL Express Shipping prices may vary (2-5 business days) FREE on orders over $300 NZD
USA (duties not included)
Due to the recent removal of the de minimis exemption all shipments into the USA will now incur duties. To ensure compliance with US Customs we are now collecting duties at checkout and remitting them on your behalf to ensure timely and successful delivery of your order with no additional fees.
• Standard Shipping $8 USD (3-6 Business Days)
CANADA (duties not included)
• Standard Shipping $9 CAD (8-18 business days) FREE on orders over $150 CAD
UK & IRELAND (duties not included)
• Standard Shipping £5 (10-16 business days) FREE Shipping on orders over £150
• DHL Express Shipping prices may vary (2-5 business days)
EUROPE (duties not included)
• Standard Shipping €9 (6-27 business days) FREE on orders over €120
• DHL Express Shipping prices may vary (2-5 business days)
SE & EAST ASIA
• Standard Shipping from $13.50 (12-20 business days)
• DHL Express Shipping prices vary (2-5 business days)
ROW (duties not included)
• Standard Shipping prices vary (20-30+ business days)
• DHL Express Shipping prices vary (2-5 business days)
RETURNS:
We know you’ll love everything you order from Cool Shirtz, but if something isn’t quite right you have 14 days from receiving your parcel to initiate a return. For more information on shipping & returns check HERE.
The Dark Portal Pants
| (CM) | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 | 36 | 38 | 40 |
| WAIST | 74 | 79 | 84 | 89 | 99 | 104 | 109 |
| HIP | 100 | 105 | 110 | 115 | 125 | 130 | 135 |
| OUTER LEG LENGTH | 100.8 | 101.4 | 102 | 102.6 | 103.8 | 104.4 | 105 |
| THIGH | 64.0 | 67.0 | 70.0 | 73.0 | 79.0 | 82.0 | 85.0 |
| INSEAM | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 | 70.5 |
DESIGNED BY HUMANS
Our products feature custom art made by our (human) team. You won’t find these graphics anywhere else.
6000+ FIVE STAR REVIEWS
People really, really like what we make. Which is good, because we spend a lot of time doing it.
READY 2 SHIP
Our products are in our Australian warehouse just waiting for you to order them. And they’re cold. And lonely.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEED
If you’re not happy with your order, I will personally hit our CEO in the head with a rock. Heck, I might just do it anyway.
