Crewneck Sweater
Reality
Crewneck Sweater
Regular price $ 85.00 USD
Well, Back to the Fake Reality in my Head!
- Everything's Fine There!
- Vintage Wash, Box Fit Crew
- Smokey Green Colourway
- Embroidered Chest
- Custom Neck Tag
- 100% Cotton
Female model is 169cm (5'7") wearing a size L
Female Model (Black Background) is 170cm (5’7”) and wears a size S
Vintage Crewneck
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E. This recommendation is based on the body measurements you provided
All orders are dispatched from Melbourne, Australia ♥︎
Duties & taxes: “at checkout” means they’re calculated and paid when you order. “Payable on delivery” means you’ll pay them to your local customs authority when the parcel arrives.
Australia
Australia Post Standard Shipping
- 2-7 business days
- Flat rate: $12 AUD, FREE on orders over $200 AUD
Australia Post Express Shipping
- 1-3 business days
- Flat rate: $22 AUD, FREE on orders over $300 AUD
New Zealand
Standard Shipping
- Shipped by Australia Post, delivered by NZ Post
- 6-12 business days
- Flat rate: $12 NZD, FREE on orders over $200 NZD (Not including duties/taxes, determined by customs & payable on delivery)
Express Shipping
- Shipped and delivered by DHL
- 3-6 business days
- Prices vary, but orders over $300 NZD have FREE shipping (Not including duties/taxes, determined by customs & payable on delivery)
USA
Standard Shipping
- Shipped by Australia Post International, delivered by USPS
- 7-14 business days
- Flat rate: $10 USD + duties/taxes (calculated and payable at checkout)
Canada
Standard Shipping
- Shipped by Australia Post, delivered by Canada Post
- 8-12 business days
- Flat rate: $9 CAD + duties/taxes (calculated and payable at checkout)
UK
Standard Shipping
- Shipped by Australia Post, delivered by Royal Mail/Parcelforce
- 6-10 business days
- Orders £135 or less: Flat rate £5 shipping + VAT (calculated and payable at checkout)
- Orders over £135: FREE shipping (Not including duties/taxes, determined by customs & payable on delivery)
Germany
Standard Shipping
- Shipped by Australia Post, delivered by Deutsche Post
- 6-10 business days
- All orders: €9 + duties/taxes (calculated and payable at checkout)
Sweden
Standard Shipping
- Shipped by Australia Post, delivered by PostNord
- 6-10 business days
- Orders €150 or less: €9 + duties/taxes (calculated and payable at checkout)
- Orders over €150: FREE shipping (Not including duties/taxes, determined by customs & payable on delivery)
Europe
Standard Shipping
- Shipped by Australia Post, delivered by your local postal service
- 8-12 business days
- Flat rate: €9 + duties/taxes (determined by customs, payable on delivery)
- Orders over €120: FREE shipping (Not including duties/taxes, determined by customs & payable on delivery)
Countries included: Andorra, Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czechia, Denmark, Estonia, Faroe Islands, Finland, France, Greece, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Switzerland, Cyprus, Türkiye. For countries not listed, see “Rest of World”.
SE & East Asia
Standard Shipping
- Shipped by Australia Post, delivered by your local postal service
- 12-25 business days
- Shipping from $13.50 AUD + duties/taxes (determined by customs, payable on delivery)
Countries included: Japan, Hong Kong SAR, Singapore, Taiwan, South Korea, China, Indonesia, Malaysia, Thailand, Vietnam, Philippines, Macao SAR. For others, see “Rest of World”.
Rest of World
Standard Shipping
- Shipped by Australia Post, delivered by your local postal service
- 12-25 business days
- Shipping price varies, calculated at checkout + duties/taxes (determined by customs, payable on delivery)
Express Shipping (select countries only, displayed at checkout if available)
- Shipped and delivered by DHL
- 3-6 business days
- Shipping price varies, calculated at checkout + duties/taxes (determined by customs, payable on delivery)
For more information on shipping, dispatch and delivery times, visit our Shipping Info page, or Contact Us.
⏎ Returns
We know you’ll love everything you order from Cool Shirtz, but if something isn’t quite right you have 14 days from receiving your parcel to initiate a return.
Non-returnable items include gift cards, face masks, art prints, neons and sale items.
We do not refund or cover the cost of return shipping. For more information, please read our Returns Policy.
Vintage Crewneck
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DESIGNED BY HUMANS
Our products feature custom art made by our (human) team. You won’t find these graphics anywhere else.
6000+ FIVE STAR REVIEWS
People really, really like what we make. Which is good, because we spend a lot of time doing it.
READY 2 SHIP
Our products are in our Australian warehouse just waiting for you to order them. And they’re cold. And lonely.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEED
If you’re not happy with your order, I will personally hit our CEO in the head with a rock. Heck, I might just do it anyway.
