Crewneck Sweater
reality
Crewneck Sweater
Regular price $ 85.00 USD
Well, Back to the Fake Reality in my Head!
- Everything's Fine There!
- Vintage Wash, Box Fit Crew
- Smokey Green Colourway
- Embroidered Chest
- Custom Neck Tag
- 100% Cotton
Female model is 169cm (5'7") wearing a size L
Female Model (Black Background) is 170cm (5’7”) and wears a size S
Vintage Crewneck
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E. SHIPPING:
All orders are dispatched from Melbourne, Australia ♥︎
🐨 Australia (AUD)
STANDARD SHIPPING
• Australia Post, 3-10 business days
• Flat Rate: $12, Free on Orders $200+
EXPRESS SHIPPING
• Australia Post, 1-3 business days
• Flat Rate: $22, Free on Orders $300+
🥝 New Zealand (NZD)
STANDARD SHIPPING
• Australia Post, 12-20 business days
• Flat Rate: $12, Free on Orders $200+, NOT INCLUDING Duties and Taxes; determined by and payable to customs authorities on delivery.
EXPRESS SHIPPING
• DHL, 3-6 business days
• Prices Vary, Free on Orders $300+, NOT INCLUDING Duties and Taxes; determined by and payable to customs authorities on delivery.
🗽 USA (USD)
STANDARD SHIPPING
• Australia Post International, 7-14 business days
• Shipping Cost: $10 + Duties/Taxes (Price calculated at checkout)
🍁 Canada (CAD)
STANDARD SHIPPING
• Australia Post/Canada Post, 8-18 business days
• Shipping Flat Rate: $9, Free on Orders over $150+, NOT INCLUDING Duties and Taxes; determined by and payable to Canada Post on delivery.
EXPRESS SHIPPING
• DHL, 3-6 business days
• Duties and Taxes Included (Price calculated at checkout)
☕️ UK & Ireland (GBP)
STANDARD SHIPPING
• Australia Post/Royal Mail, 10-16 business days
• Flat Rate: £5 Free on Orders £150+, NOT INCLUDING Duties and Taxes; determined by and payable to Royal Mail/Parcel Force on delivery.
EXPRESS SHIPPING
• DHL, 3-6 business days
• Duties and Taxes Included (Price calculated at checkout)
🥐 Europe (EURO)
STANDARD SHIPPING
• Australia Post, 6-27 business days
• Flat Rate: €9, FREE on Orders €120+, NOT INCLUDING Duties and Taxes; determined by and payable to your national customs authority on delivery. Countries included: Andorra, Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czechia, Denmark, Estonia, Faroe Islands, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Iceland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Cyprus, Türkiye. For all other EU countries, see "Rest of World" shipping rates.
EXPRESS SHIPPING
• DHL, 3-6 business days
• Duties and Taxes Included* Except for Germany (Price calculated at checkout)
🐲 SE & East Asia
STANDARD SHIPPING
• Australia Post, 12-20 business days
• Starts at $13.50 AUD, NOT INCLUDING Duties and Taxes; determined by and payable to your national customs authority on delivery. These rates apply to: Japan, Hong Kong SAR, Singapore, Taiwan, South Korea, China, Indonesia, Malaysia, Thailand, Vietnam, Philippines, Macao SAR. For others, see "Rest of World" shipping rates.
EXPRESS SHIPPING
• DHL, 3-6 business days
• (Not including duties/taxes, which are determined by and payable to your national customs authority on delivery.
🌎 Rest of World
STANDARD SHIPPING
• Australia Post, 20-30+ business days
• Prices vary, calculated at checkout
EXPRESS SHIPPING
• DHL, 3-6 business days
• Prices vary, calculated at checkout, NOT INCLUDING Duties and Taxes; determined by and payable to your national customs authority on delivery.
For more information on shipping, dispatch and delivery times, visit our Shipping Info page, or Contact Us.
RETURNS
We know you’ll love everything you order from Cool Shirtz, but if something isn’t quite right you have 14 days from receiving your parcel to initiate a return.
For more information on returns, please read our Returns Policy.
Vintage Crewneck
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DESIGNED BY HUMANS
Our products feature custom art made by our (human) team. You won’t find these graphics anywhere else.
6000+ FIVE STAR REVIEWS
People really, really like what we make. Which is good, because we spend a lot of time doing it.
READY 2 SHIP
Our products are in our Australian warehouse just waiting for you to order them. And they’re cold. And lonely.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEED
If you’re not happy with your order, I will personally hit our CEO in the head with a rock. Heck, I might just do it anyway.
