T-Shirt
self destructive
T-Shirt
Regular price $ 50.00 USD
I'm About to Blow Up!
- Screen print on premium Cool Shirtz soft touch fabric
- Custom black ribbing
- Woven hip tag
- 100% cotton
- Unisex fit
Male Model is 180cm (5'11") and wears a Size L
Female Model is 171cm (5'7") and wears a Size L
The Self Destructive Tee
| (CM) | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| WIDTH | 54.5 | 57 | 59.5 | 62.0 | 64.5 | 69.5 | 73.3 |
| LENGTH | 69.6 | 71.4 | 73.2 | 75 | 76.8 | 80.4 | 82.2 |
| SHOULDER WIDTH | 47.6 | 49.4 | 51.2 | 53 | 54.8 | 58.4 | 60.2 |
| SLEEVE LENGTH | 22.5 | 23.5 | 24.5 | 25.5 | 26.5 | 28.5 | 29.5 |
| HEM WIDTH | 54.5 | 57 | 59.5 | 62 | 64.5 | 69.5 | 73.3 |
SHIPPING:
AUSTRALIA
• Standard Shipping $10 AUD (3-10 business days) FREE on orders over $200 AUD
• AusPost Express Shipping $20 (1-3 business days) FREE on orders over $300 AUD
NEW ZEALAND
• Standard Shipping $10 NZD (12-20 business days) FREE on orders over $200 NZD
• DHL Express Shipping prices may vary (2-5 business days) FREE on orders over $300 NZD
USA (duties not included)
Due to the recent removal of the de minimis exemption all shipments into the USA will now incur duties. To ensure compliance with US Customs we are now collecting duties at checkout and remitting them on your behalf to ensure timely and successful delivery of your order with no additional fees.
• Standard Shipping $8 USD (3-6 Business Days)
CANADA (duties not included)
• Standard Shipping $9 CAD (8-18 business days) FREE on orders over $150 CAD
UK & IRELAND (duties not included)
• Standard Shipping £5 (10-16 business days) FREE Shipping on orders over £150
• DHL Express Shipping prices may vary (2-5 business days)
EUROPE (duties not included)
• Standard Shipping €9 (6-27 business days) FREE on orders over €120
• DHL Express Shipping prices may vary (2-5 business days)
SE & EAST ASIA
• Standard Shipping from $13.50 (12-20 business days)
• DHL Express Shipping prices vary (2-5 business days)
ROW (duties not included)
• Standard Shipping prices vary (20-30+ business days)
• DHL Express Shipping prices vary (2-5 business days)
RETURNS:
We know you’ll love everything you order from Cool Shirtz, but if something isn’t quite right you have 14 days from receiving your parcel to initiate a return. For more information on shipping & returns check HERE.
The Self Destructive Tee
| (CM) | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| WIDTH | 54.5 | 57 | 59.5 | 62.0 | 64.5 | 69.5 | 73.3 |
| LENGTH | 69.6 | 71.4 | 73.2 | 75 | 76.8 | 80.4 | 82.2 |
| SHOULDER WIDTH | 47.6 | 49.4 | 51.2 | 53 | 54.8 | 58.4 | 60.2 |
| SLEEVE LENGTH | 22.5 | 23.5 | 24.5 | 25.5 | 26.5 | 28.5 | 29.5 |
| HEM WIDTH | 54.5 | 57 | 59.5 | 62 | 64.5 | 69.5 | 73.3 |
DESIGNED BY HUMANS
Our products feature custom art made by our (human) team. You won’t find these graphics anywhere else.
6000+ FIVE STAR REVIEWS
People really, really like what we make. Which is good, because we spend a lot of time doing it.
READY 2 SHIP
Our products are in our Australian warehouse just waiting for you to order them. And they’re cold. And lonely.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEED
If you’re not happy with your order, I will personally hit our CEO in the head with a rock. Heck, I might just do it anyway.
