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T-Shirt

Regular price $36.00 USD $36.00 USD
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Everyday I Wake Up In This Prison!

  • Screen and Puff Printed Front
  • Premium Cool Shirtz Soft Touch Fabric
  • 100% Heavyweight 300GSM Cotton
  • Boxy Vintage Unisex Fit
Will is 183cm (6’0”) and wears a size M
Material Details:

100% Cotton, 300gsm, Knit Jersey

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SIZE GUIDE

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Our signature Cool Shirtz Tee is where structure meets ease. Cut from premium Cool Shirtz Soft Touch 100% cotton, it’s designed to hold its shape while draping effortlessly on the body. Oversized with a relaxed drop shoulder silhouette and ribbed crewneck collar, it’s an everyday streetwear staple tailored to last.
Body type result
Finding your Fit Match...
Height
166 cm
Chest
84 cm
Waist
68 cm

How To Measure

Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape level around your body.

Waist: Measure around your waist where your pants usually sit, at or just below your belly button.

This recommendation is based on the body measurements you provided

Sorry, we couldn’t find a match.

This tool is in beta and supports a limited size range, if you feel this sizing doesn't provide a close enough reference, please let us know!

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Please Note: Unless specified otherwise, all measurements are taken from a single side of a garment laid flat.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

SHIPPING:

AUSTRALIA
• Standard Shipping $10 AUD (3-10 business days) FREE on orders over $200 AUD
• AusPost Express Shipping $20 (1-3 business days) FREE on orders over $300 AUD


NEW ZEALAND
• Standard Shipping $10 NZD (12-20 business days) FREE on orders over $200 NZD
• DHL Express Shipping prices may vary (2-5 business days) FREE on orders over $300 NZD


USA (duties not included)
Due to the recent removal of the de minimis exemption all shipments into the USA will now incur duties. To ensure compliance with US Customs we are now collecting duties at checkout and remitting them on your behalf to ensure timely and successful delivery of your order with no additional fees.
• Standard Shipping $8USD (3-6 Business Days)


CANADA (duties not included)
• Standard Shipping $9 CAD (8-18 business days) FREE on orders over $150 CAD


UK & IRELAND (duties not included)
• Standard Shipping £5 (10-16 business days) FREE Shipping on orders over £150
• DHL Express Shipping prices may vary (2-5 business days)


EUROPE (duties not included)
• Standard Shipping €9 (6-27 business days) FREE on orders over €120
• DHL Express Shipping prices may vary (2-5 business days)


SE & EAST ASIA
• Standard Shipping from $13.50 (12-20 business days)
• DHL Express Shipping prices vary (2-5 business days)


ROW (duties not included)
• Standard Shipping prices vary (20-30+ business days)
• DHL Express Shipping prices vary (2-5 business days)




RETURNS:

We know you’ll love everything you order from Cool Shirtz, but if something isn’t quite right you have 14 days from receiving your parcel to initiate a return. For more information on shipping & returns check HERE.

REVIEWS

Customer Reviews

Based on 14 reviews
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GAO C.

The Vessel Tee

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Sigurjon V.E.
Dog Nihilism

I have become a sort of cool shirt.
Dog board.

S
Sharleena

I love how thick the fabric is on these tees! The people will know I am at my limit, but I will be comfy, so I'm the real winner here

A
Alejandro J.G.
Love critiquing the vessel

I as a flesh vessel myself enjoy a poke at the futility of the design

T-Shirt

Display Measurements in
T-Shirt Hero
Measurement diagram A.
Measurement diagram B.
Measurement diagram C.
Measurement diagram D.
Measurement diagram E.
Our signature Cool Shirtz Tee is where structure meets ease. Cut from premium Cool Shirtz Soft Touch 100% cotton, it’s designed to hold its shape while draping effortlessly on the body. Oversized with a relaxed drop shoulder silhouette and ribbed crewneck collar, it’s an everyday streetwear staple tailored to last.
Body type result
Finding your Fit Match...
Height
166 cm
Chest
84 cm
Waist
68 cm

How To Measure

Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape level around your body.

Waist: Measure around your waist where your pants usually sit, at or just below your belly button.

This recommendation is based on the body measurements you provided

Sorry, we couldn’t find a match.

This tool is in beta and supports a limited size range, if you feel this sizing doesn't provide a close enough reference, please let us know!

Contact Us
The Vessel Tee
XS - $36.00
  • XS - $36.00
  • S - $36.00
  • M - $36.00
  • L - $36.00
  • XL - $36.00
  • 2XL - $36.00
  • 3XL - $36.00
WHAT PEOPLE THOUGHT

Customer Reviews

Based on 14 reviews
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G
GAO C.

The Vessel Tee

S
Sigurjon V.E.
Dog Nihilism

I have become a sort of cool shirt.
Dog board.

S
Sharleena

I love how thick the fabric is on these tees! The people will know I am at my limit, but I will be comfy, so I'm the real winner here

A
Alejandro J.G.
Love critiquing the vessel

I as a flesh vessel myself enjoy a poke at the futility of the design

DESIGNED BY HUMANS

DESIGNED BY HUMANS

Our products feature custom art made by our (human) team. You won’t find these graphics anywhere else.

6000+ FIVE STAR REVIEWS

6000+ FIVE STAR REVIEWS

People really, really like what we make. Which is good, because we spend a lot of time doing it.

READY 2 SHIP

READY 2 SHIP

Our products are in our Australian warehouse just waiting for you to order them. And they’re cold. And lonely.

HAPPINESS GUARANTEED

HAPPINESS GUARANTEED

If you’re not happy with your order, I will personally hit our CEO in the head with a rock.
Heck, I might just do it anyway.

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