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The Flower Shorts
| (CM) | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| WAIST CIRCUMFERENCE | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 | 81 | 91 | 96 |
| HIP CIRCUMFERENCE | 102 | 104 | 110 | 116 | 118 | 128 | 134 |
| OUTER LEG LENGTH | 41 | 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 44 | 46 |
| THIGH CIRCUMFERENCE | 66.0 | 70.0 | 74.0 | 76.0 | 78.0 | 82.0 | 86.0 |
| INSEAM | 18 | 18 | 18 | 18 | 18 | 18 | 18 |
| LEG OPENING | 62 | 66 | 68 | 71 | 72 | 76 | 78 |
DESIGNED BY HUMANS
Our products feature custom art made by our (human) team. You won’t find these graphics anywhere else.
6000+ FIVE STAR REVIEWS
People really, really like what we make. Which is good, because we spend a lot of time doing it.
READY 2 SHIP
Our products are in our Australian warehouse just waiting for you to order them. And they’re cold. And lonely.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEED
If you’re not happy with your order, I will personally hit our CEO in the head with a rock. Heck, I might just do it anyway.